I totally wish I was tech-savvy enough to know how to have my Facebook Flair show up on this blog, because some of them totally make me laugh! I know a lot of people out there hate all the applications and stuff, but boy, there's some funny stuff people think of! So, I'm going to post my favorites here and you can get a glimpse into my weird sense of humour (you'll have to just imagine the funny picture/graphics/fonts, etc. that go with each one!). Enjoy! (Note: I am not responsible for creating any of these, nor am I trying to take credit for any of it. I'm simply sharing the joy I get from them. K? K!)
I'm so funny, they gave me a jacket that makes me hug myself.
Children left unattended will be given a shot of espresso.....and a kitten.
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Of course I'm out of my mind; it's dark and scary in there!
I told my therapist about you.
If you have a friend who is a tight rope walker, and he was walking down the sidewalk and fell--that would be completely unacceptable.
I talk smack to inanimate objects.
Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster and with more energy.
You are being monitored (picture of two figures; one about to hit the other with a computer monitor).
Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing.
I'm not skipping school. I'm on a self-motivated field trip.
Yes I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter.
On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me.
Statistics prove 5 out of 4 people can't count.
My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.
Poison? No silly, this is Pirate Juice.
Death: the #1 killer in the USA. Tell your friends.